she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize