Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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