Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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