Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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