I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
When are your genitals available?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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