If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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