I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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