I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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