Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just found puke in my bra..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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