So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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