You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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