I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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