I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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