Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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