would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
now i know why i became what i already was.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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