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i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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