and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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