she woke up with a sticky ear
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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