So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We left an ass print on the piano.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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