"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Randomize