I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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