Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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