the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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