Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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