I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
wat bout pragnant strippers??
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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