He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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