This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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