I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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