I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
not ubering you a puppy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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