Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i will never coherently bang her
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh god it's open bar.
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