I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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