Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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