I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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