i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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