it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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