I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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