he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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