Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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