Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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