I bet he comes in French.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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