dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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