Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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