I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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We are all done wearing pants today
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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