You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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