Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize