I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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