i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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