I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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