I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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