i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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